(drum beat)
♪ Okay. Okay. Yeah. Ugh ugh. ♪ ♪ I'm standing on stage
behind Mariah and J-Lo. ♪ ♪ I help them out with
their high and low notes. ♪ ♪ And if you still do not
know, my best lyric to date ♪ ♪ Has been doo-doo-doo-ooh. ♪ (crowd clapping) ♪ When I'm up here, I'm high ♪ ♪ Just like spider man.
I got a bucket of water ♪ ♪ And a squeegee in my hand ♪ – Window washer. – Yeah.
(crowd cheering) ♪ Yeah, I got it. I got
it. I got it. I got it. ♪ ♪ Show me a mansion and
I'll make it the cleanest. ♪ ♪ I wear a tuxedo. I'm
a maid with a penis. ♪ (crowd laughing) – Butler. – Yah! (crowd cheering) – They would gimme
the hardest one right, oh man it's messed up.
All right, here we go. ♪ XD boys with the keys.
♪ ♪ Now I probably do
work for the D's. ♪ ♪ I called a guy
once overseas, ♪ ♪ Stealing all the
government cheese, ♪ ♪ Gave him a cuff,
probably picked the key. ♪ ♪ Now you won't see me cause
I'm chilling in the, in the V. ♪ – Bounty hunter. (crowd cheering) – [Teammate] She smart. – I got this though. Ready? ♪ I take care of animals.
That's my job. Not my hobby. ♪ ♪ My uniform makes me look
like working the safari. ♪ ♪ When I go to work
stuff gets crazy, ♪ ♪ I wear a diaper 'cause
I (beep) my pants ♪ ♪ When I have to
feed the tigers.
♪ (crowd laughing) – You work in the
safari, I don't know? – Ah, okay well hold on. (crowd laughing) (crowd cheering) – We gonna watch
them that's easy. Y'all give it up for
Sasha, she did a good job. (crowd cheering) Thanks for going slow. – Now it's time to
bring up Britney. Let's do this y'all.
Fast as you can Britney. Fast as you can. – Got it. – Y'all ready. Drop the beat. (drum beat) ♪ I'm doing about a hundred
driving on a track. ♪ ♪ Usually in this profession,
you won't ever see blacks. ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ I'm doing high speeds.
One to two hundred. ♪ ♪ I gotta win this (beep) in
my Daytona five hundred. ♪ – Race car driver.
(crowd cheering) ♪ All right, better believe
it if you bleeding, ♪ ♪ You gon' see it.
Frank Ocean needed it. ♪ (crowd cheering) – Ambulance. ♪ What's the person inside. ♪ – EMT. ♪ It rhymes with
something 'said it. ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ You could go to
and caught up. ♪ – Paramedic.
(crowd cheering) – There you go paramedic. ♪ Um, um, if you pay
me, I'll keep 'em. ♪ ♪ If they play with
me, I'll beat them ♪ ♪ Nine o'clock I'll feed them. ♪ ♪ If you late,
I'll leave them. ♪ – Babysitter. – Huh? – Babysitter. (crowd cheering)
– Lets go! – [Nick] We killing y'all. – [Teammate] We do
this. We do this. ♪ Okay. Four flat tires.
No credit check. ♪ ♪ Everybody fine.
No credit check. ♪ – Car salesman,
used car salesman. – [Nick] Yeah! (crowd cheering) Clearly they lost that game! – Mic check, mic
check, mic check.
♪ Shorty real bad. ♪ ♪ Catch you on a catwalk ♪ ♪ But you kind of dumb. ♪ ♪ I don't want to hear talk. ♪ – Supermodel. (crowd cheering) ♪ Yeah. You can
put something in, ♪ ♪ But can't take nothing out. ♪ ♪ Both of your counselors on
zero, aye, turn off, chase. ♪ ♪ Aye! Turn off Wells Fargo. ♪ ♪ Aye! Turn off. ♪ – He said a bank. (crowd laughing) – We got the watch
y'all. Thank you. Gracie, come on up here. She Asian.
She smart. (Gracie laughing) Yo DJ D-wreck drop the
beat. Oh I got this one. ♪ Oh. Oh, check it lady. ♪ ♪ I can see your tummy,
but I'm not no dummy, ♪ ♪ But the guy with me
here is, no I'm not gay, ♪ ♪ But I'm gon' get a pass. ♪ ♪ Even though I got my hand
up this little dolls ass. ♪ – Veterinarian. – A veterinarian? (crowd laughing) – What is it? A ventriloquist. – Ventriloquist! ♪ Aww yeah, come on.
Rappers love me. ♪ ♪ Cause my style is great. ♪ ♪ I put a ice cream
cone on Gucci's face. ♪ ♪ I did some work
on Tyree's back, ♪ ♪ But you can't really see
it 'cause he's so black. ♪ (crowd cheering) – Tattoo artist.
– That's right. ♪ I'm the guy on Sunday
that makes you say amen. ♪ ♪ I'm the guy that when
he sent it, I saved him. ♪ ♪ I'm the guy that's made
Snoop Dog say church. ♪ – A preacher. – Yeah, yeah. (crowd cheering) ♪ Here we go. Here we go. ♪ ♪ I go deep from the
line back forwards. ♪ ♪ I'm smashin 'em,
after the game I go
deep in a Kardashian. ♪ – Basketball player. – Yes! (crowd cheering) ♪ I'm in all neighborhoods
from the north to the south. ♪ ♪ Different day, different
news just same route. ♪ ♪ Oh, I throw some
lawn at your door. ♪ ♪ Wait. No, wait. Okay. ♪ ♪ I'm a bicycle
messenger you-. ♪ (crowd laughing) – You ain't smart. (crowd cheering) – Platinum squad is up next. We gon' bring miss Rosa
Acosta to the stage, Y'all give it up for her. (crowd cheering) Don't mess this up for us Rosa. All right drop the beat. – [Teammate] C'mon Nicholas. ♪ Oh, okay. ♪ ♪ I'm the one that like
to cook and chop.
♪ ♪ Go to the school.
Make sure you hot. ♪ – Chef? – Yah chef! (crowd cheering) I'm a chef. ♪ Okay right now I'm on earth, ♪ ♪ But I'm probably
leaving soon. ♪ ♪ I'm trying to be the first
black dude on the moon. ♪ – Astronaut. (crowd cheering) – Here we go, Here we go. Yah I got this, I got this. ♪ Ah, okay Rosa, lemme
put on my lab coat ♪ ♪ Time to check your
downstairs throat. ♪ ♪ I do my job as a matter of
course you're in stirrups ♪ ♪ But there 'aint no horse. ♪ ♪ Sit tight I'll
get the speculum, ♪ ♪ Or if you'd like I'll
just use my thumb ♪ – Gynecologist. – Yeah!
(crowd cheering) ♪ Pick a position,
sweat like a hog, ♪ ♪ Face down ass
up, downward dog. ♪ (crowd cheering)
– Yoga instructor. ♪ Okay, okay, okay. ♪ ♪ Yo, I'm in the
park with a bitch ♪ ♪ And she dropping a deuce ♪ ♪ She won't quit barking
she just peed on my shoe.
♪ ♪ See, I'm trying to do my job
'cause that's my mission. ♪ ♪ I made some bad
life decisions. ♪ – What? Get outta here. ♪ Oh. I work in a circus,
but I'm not rich. ♪ ♪ I crack my whip. I
make Simba my bitch. ♪ – A clown? – A clown? I'm a lion tamer. – The Lion King, ah er, no no. ♪ I'm mopping and cleaning up ♪ ♪ Especially when the
little kid throwing up, ♪ ♪ Don't go over there
because the floor wet. ♪ ♪ Hold on I ain't
cleaned over there yet. ♪ (crowd cheering)
– A janitor. – Yah! (crowd cheering) – Y'all give it up for
Britney one more time.
(crowd cheering) So I guess this is
the Black Team now we gon' bring, Jen
out. Come on up here. (crowd cheering) I know you gon be better.
Black Squad y'all ready? – [Black Squad] Ready, yeah. – DJ D-Wreck drop the beat. ♪ Ahh yeah. Here we go. ♪ ♪ Come and have a seat
in my spinnin' chair. ♪ ♪ 'Cause you really could
use some edge repair. ♪ ♪ Relax your roof. ♪ ♪ Girl I aim to please, ♪ ♪ And how would you like
some Indian Remy weed? ♪ ♪ These curlers hot so
girl, please don't touch. ♪ ♪ And when you walk to the
dryer, imma look at your butt. ♪ – You're a hair stylist. – Exactly.
(crowd cheering) ♪ Aye, ding dong (beep)
I'm at your door though. ♪ ♪ It might seem like
the start of a porno, ♪ ♪ But you called me and
I'm at your house. ♪ ♪ So I brought these wantons
and egg rolls for your mouth. ♪ – A delivery boy.
(crowd cheering) ♪ Yeah, yeah. I lay pipe.
I clean out your drain. ♪ ♪ I clean out your toilet.
You can doo-doo again. ♪ – A plumber. – [Black Team] Yeah!
(crowd cheering) ♪ I'm on my hands all day.
Trying to get a tip.
♪ ♪ Hold on girl my
G-string just ripped ♪ ♪ All the folks in the
crowd goin' to holler ♪ ♪ But a girl like me
just tryna' get down. ♪ (crowd laughing) – Aye! You're a stripper. (crowd cheering) ♪ I keep that
camera in my hand, ♪ ♪ You seen my work
on Instagram. ♪ ♪ When you put your ass
on the sink, I'm like, ♪ ♪ Hold on, keep it and
don't even blink. ♪ – Are you a photographer? – Hell yeah! (crowd cheering) – Stand up. ♪ Everybody in the NYC ♪ ♪ Throw your hands in the
air if you follow me. ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Everybody in the
NYC throw your hands ♪ ♪n the air if you follow me.
♪ ♪ Check it. Every
Wednesday or Thursday. ♪ ♪ I'm on TNT. Yes it's my day. ♪ ♪ I got a million bucks.
I chill with smart Kenny ♪ ♪ And dumb ass Chuck. ♪ – [Teammate] Hey. ♪ Do you understand. Nick's
a boy. Shaq's is a man. ♪ – [Nick] Whatever! ♪ This is how I
do. I'm the one, ♪ ♪ Nick is not a two or
three or four or five ♪ ♪ Wednesday,
Thursday, TV live. ♪ – Okay, are you a sports caster? (crowd cheering) – I got a feeling the Black
Squad gon' take this one. Y'all give it up
one time for Lolo. (crowd cheering) Go ahead drop the beat D-wreck. (crowd cheering) ♪ If you want me in here,
all you have to do is vote.
♪ ♪ I can have sex
with Olivia Pope. ♪ – The president. – There we are, yeah!
(crowd cheering) ♪ Howdy ma'am I
just came to talk. ♪ ♪ You probably can tell who
I am by the way I walk ♪ ♪ Ride on the horse and
of course I'm a man ♪ ♪ And if you don't know ♪ – Cowboy? – There you go.
(crowd laughing) ♪ I aint do anything, but
just stand here and smile. ♪ ♪ Make sure you keep your arms
and legs out of the aisle. ♪ ♪ Watch out for that turbulence,
I know that sucks, but hey ♪ ♪ While you are waiting,
would you like these nuts? ♪ – Flight attendant?
(crowd cheering) ♪ Check this out.
I got
what you need girl. ♪ ♪ Look, I even got that
(beep) girl check it. ♪ ♪ I hope your money is stable.
'cause I can slide your ♪ ♪ Drugs under the table. ♪ – Pharmacist. – Thank you! (crowd cheering) – Yo DJ D-Wrek
who won that game? – Black Team won, make noise
for the Black Team y'all. (crowd cheering) – Check it out let's
see. All right. ♪ My fingers move
really quick. ♪ ♪ And I got a big
copy of Moby Dick. ♪ ♪ My next book is already
trending and if you're lucky, ♪ ♪ I'll give you
a happy ending. ♪ – You're a writer. – Yeah right? Close? – All right cool.
(crowd cheering) – There we go, there we go. – [Nick] Go get it.
On God. Hey. Hey. ♪ I stand outside look
swole and stuff. ♪ ♪ Let me see your ID,
is you old enough? ♪ ♪ No hats, no shoes,
but I don't mind. ♪ ♪ If you gimme $20, you
can jump the line.
♪ (crowd cheering) – A security guard? – A security, bouncer
same thing, there you go. ♪ All right, look,
I got heavy hands. ♪ ♪ And I'm dropping bombs. ♪ ♪ If you step in this octagon ♪ ♪ To be the champ is
my main mission. ♪ ♪ I can win by knock
out or submission. ♪ – You're a UFC fighter. – Yeah!
(crowd cheering) – (All) Aye, aye, aye, aye.
♪ Okay, I'm on the Forbes
list as a very rich lady ♪ ♪ And I've been relevant
even longer than Jay-Z. ♪ ♪ And I own my own network. ♪ ♪ And you don't wanna
know my net worth, ♪ ♪ But if you're here
you're a star, ♪ ♪ Cause you get a, you
get a, you get a car. ♪ (crowd cheering) – You told Harpo to beat me?
(crowd laughing) – Oprah! Jenna! – Y'all give it up
for Jenna one time. (crowd cheering) – I'm mad at you.
Its okay though. – Time for the platinum
squad to step up, y'all make some
noise for our lovely Wild n' Out girl Britney.
(crowd cheering) Go as long as you want,
it's a timed game. (crowd laughing)
Y'all ready? Drop the beat. – Okay. – (All) Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. ♪ Old McDonald had a,
this is what I do.
♪ ♪ You know why I got
chickens and hoes? ♪ ♪ You should come too. ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ I gotta hoe over here.
And a hoe over there ♪ ♪ Here a hoe there a
hoe, everywhere a hoe. ♪ ♪ Old McDonald is who I am. ♪ – You're a farmer. – Exactly.
(crowd cheering) ♪ First things first
imma a slice your boobs ♪ ♪ Shape all good make
'em nice and new. ♪ ♪ I was in school eight
years after college, Jen ♪ ♪ Just so I can fill them
ol' lips up with collagen. ♪ (crowd cheering) – Are you a plastic surgeon?
(crowd cheering) – DJ D-Wrek, come
on man who won? – That goes to the platinum
squad make some noise for 'em. (crowd cheering) – [Teammate] Yo! Yeah.
Come on, come on. ♪ Aye, look when I'm out
there I do it so effortless ♪ ♪ When I'm shooting on the
arc, I don't ever miss ♪ ♪ At the three point,
I be straight jamming ♪ ♪ I'm the one that had
Chris Paul break dancing ♪ ♪ Steph Curry, Steph
Curry, Steph Curry! ♪ (crowd cheering) – I got that, I got that.
♪ I sell fake Jimmy
Choo's all the time. ♪ ♪ The jump man on my sneakers
at the free throw line. ♪ ♪ I get on one knee, but
it's not to propose. ♪ ♪ I'm just trying to fit the
shoe over your big ass toes. ♪ (crowd laughing) – [Teammate] Oh man cmon! – It's all good. (teammates fighting) – Y'all make some
noise, make some noise. (crowd cheering) ♪ Look, look ♪ ♪ People come to me when
they money get tighter. ♪ ♪ I see your future bright,
but I can make it brighter. ♪ ♪ Your marriage finger
ain't got no ring on it. ♪ ♪ You mess with me. And
I put some bling on it. ♪ – A jeweler. – Okay! You got that. (crowd cheering) ♪ I gotta schedule show
me which way to go. ♪ ♪ I was the one who picked Rosa
up when she was saying no ♪ ♪ In the bedroom I might
give a double bump. ♪ ♪ Ah, watch the cell
for a double huh? ♪ – Bus driver. – Oh! (crowd cheering) ♪ I keep it hot. I'm
nice on the fries. ♪ ♪ And if you ask, I
could super size. ♪ ♪ And you know, I'm the boss ♪ ♪ And I could even throw in
a little special sauce.
♪ ♪ I be cooking too.
But matter of fact, ♪ ♪ I want you to drive through
and holler at me for real ♪ ♪ Ma' you want
this happy meal? ♪ – McDonald's? Oh um, fast food? – Yeah that's it! – Too late. (crowd laughing) – Y'all give it up for
Britney. She did a great job. (crowd cheering) Time for the platinum
team to go up. Charlie, come on out here.
Y'all make some noise for her. (crowd cheering) – Take your time. – Okay. – As long as you want,
you got all show.
– [Team Members] No we
don't. No, we don't. – [Nick] Let's go. (crowd cheering) ♪ Hey, come on down. ♪ ♪ If the price is right,
let's make a deal. ♪ ♪ If you can spend the
night. I know it costs. ♪ ♪ So what's that wager.
I know that brain ♪ ♪ Smarter than a fifth grader. ♪ – Oh, game show host? Game show host. (crowd cheering) ♪ Okay, okay lets get it. ♪ – Okay. ♪ You kinda cute but
it's sad to see ♪ ♪ when you open your
mouth I see cavities. ♪ ♪ I'm gonna put on a smile ♪ ♪ So lay down and let it
happen. Open your mouth. ♪ ♪ Cause I'm drilling in it.
I'm drilling in your mouth.
♪ ♪ Drilling in your mouth. ♪ – A dentist? (crowd cheering) ♪ On Instagram I have a
lot of fans, even D-Wrek. ♪ ♪ He tried to get
up in my pants. ♪ ♪ I'm cute. I'm sexy.
You know it's true. ♪ ♪ You don't know who
I am, girl. I'm you. ♪ – A Wild n' Out girl? – (All) Aye!
(crowd cheering) ♪ Oh, play ball. ♪ ♪ Outside in the dorm.
I'll be waiting on you. ♪ ♪ Soon as you slide home and
girl, we can skip every base. ♪ ♪ Cause when we have
sex its gon' be safe. ♪ (crowd laughing) – An umpire? – C'mon now!
(crowd cheering) – [Teammates] We aint
got time for this. (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo look, look, go, you
want five bedrooms. ♪ ♪ You want five baths?
I get you a nice crib ♪ ♪ As long as you pay cat,
think my clients cat is five. ♪ ♪ That's my mission.
At
the end of the day, ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get my commission. ♪ – A realtor. (crowd cheering) ♪ Okay, all right listen, ♪ ♪ Pico and 'guac
know I got those. ♪ ♪ Don't try to touch it
because it is not yo's. ♪ ♪ I give you cheese.
This is a fact. ♪ ♪ If I give you this
beef then it's a wrap ♪ ♪ All falling off don't
matter about the cost ♪ ♪ It's my question, do you
want it hard or soft? ♪ – You work at a taco truck.
– Taco. Yeah, taco yeah.
(crowd cheering) – All right, here we go. ♪ Check me out. Listen,
I need you to clean up ♪ ♪ On aisle eight 'cause
somebody shattered a plate ♪ ♪ And it don't matter
when you came in, ♪ ♪ You ain't taking no break. ♪ ♪ And if you keep
showing up late, ♪ ♪ While this company
is expanding. ♪ ♪ I'm gonna do you like ♪ ♪ America's Got Talent
did Nick Cannon. ♪ (crowd cheering) – My manager. – [Nick] I quit. (teammates talking
over one another) (crowd cheering) – Y'all make some
noise for Erika. (crowd cheering) Y'all make some noise for Lisa. (crowd cheering) – Y'all give it up for her. (crowd cheering) – Take all the time you
need. Black squad, y'all up. – Clap your hands y'all.
(crowd clapping) ♪ I deliver puppies
and kittens too. ♪ ♪ If you got a pet horse,
you can bring 'em through.
♪ ♪ I can save your rabbit. ♪ ♪ If your bunny gets sick, pay
the bill. Just pay for it. ♪ – Veterinarian. – And yeah, there you go! (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo, look, I be
gone a whole lot. ♪ ♪ So my wife be tripping. ♪ ♪ My job dangerous (beep) and
my whole life a mission. ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, let
me just tell you ♪ ♪ What I'm reppin' they
made a game for my job. ♪ ♪ It's called double oh seven. ♪ – Secret agent? – There you go. – I could guess that. ♪ Open up your legs and
I'm checking you out. ♪ ♪ You say you need help
'cause it smell like trout. ♪ ♪ You know you overdo, I ain't
seen you since last year.
♪ ♪ Girl you know, it's
time for you to go ♪ ♪ and get a pap smear. ♪
(crowd laughing) – An OBGYN? – Yeah! That's what it was.
(crowd cheering) ♪ I got my own show on NBC, ♪ ♪ Vote for the best
in the country, ♪ ♪ Dancing, singing,
whatever you're planning. ♪ ♪ Here's your final clue
I'm not Nick Cannon. ♪ (crowd shocked) – [Nick] So mean! – Americas Got Talent host. – Aye!
(crowd cheering) – Y'all give it up for Lisa.
You could of took way longer. DJ D-Wreck, who won that game? – The Black Squad got the
most jobs, so the Black Squad. (crowd cheering) ♪ All right all
right all right, ♪ ♪ They call me when it's
the opposite of cold. ♪ ♪ If you sitting in my room,
you will slide down the pole. ♪ ♪ I'll save your cat.
You already know. ♪ ♪ And when things get hot, I'm
known to turn on these hose. ♪ – A fireman?
– Yes! (crowd cheering) ♪ Okay, aye, aye. ♪ ♪ Take off your shoes
let me see that purse. ♪ ♪ I might have to do
a butt naked search. ♪ ♪ You a terrorist,
so I won't be calm. ♪ ♪ 'Cause whatever you got in
them shorts are straight bomb. ♪ – A policeman?
– What? – Policeman.
– No. (crowd cheering) ♪ Okay, look keep
your fourth eye open ♪ ♪ Babygirl I'm your hypnotist. ♪ ♪ I know what you thinking,
imma' be your psychologist. ♪ ♪ I can change the weather.
I'm a meteorologist. ♪ ♪ I can make it see
better than me. I'm a- ♪ – Optometrist. – Yes!
(crowd cheering) ♪ I'm the first to have a
baby with a Wild N' Out girl ♪ ♪ So cut the check,
it shoulda put me on ♪ ♪ Friday after Friday,
after Friday after next.
♪ (crowd cheering)
– DC Young Fly. (crowd cheering) – [Nick] DC! – Y'all make some noise
for Keyshia. She fast. (crowd cheering) – Yeah! – Y'all make some noise for
Brittany Elena watch this. She play basketball.
We gon' win. Time game. Let's
show him how to play. – [DJ D-Wreck] Red
Squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) ♪ Yeah, and it go like this, ♪ ♪ Okay, my service
is impeccable. ♪ ♪ They say it's outstanding. ♪ ♪ Are you prepared to help
in an emergency landing? ♪ ♪ Don't even ask how high
I was. If you act right, ♪ ♪ You might join the
mile high club.
♪ – Flight attendant. – Damn right! ♪ Here we go, I got a house. ♪ ♪ On P-street. If
you wanna move in, ♪ ♪ You gotta sign the lease. ♪ ♪ I can put you out,
I can put you in ♪ ♪ First of the month,
just have my ring. ♪ – A landlord (laughs). (crowd cheering) ♪ You can't put
gum in your mouth ♪ ♪ um, welcome to
the Waffle House. ♪ ♪ We gon' do this
one way or another. ♪ ♪ You can get your hash browns
smothered and covered. ♪ – A server? A
server, a waitress? (crowd cheering) ♪ I got the cake and it
got a lot of batter. ♪ ♪ Eat enough of it it'll
make your ass fatter. ♪ ♪ You know where I be. You
could catch me in the kitchen, ♪ ♪ Drop it like it's hot
so I grab my mitten. ♪ (crowd cheering) – A baker. – DJ D-Wrek, there's
an argument over here. Who won the game? – Red Squad wins that one. Make some noise
for the Red Squad. (crowd cheering) – [Nick] Its a timed game! ♪ Ah, yo, yo, ♪ ♪ Welcome to the dealership. ♪ ♪ I'll always shake
your hand though. ♪ ♪ What do you want? The
Mercedes or the Lambo? ♪ ♪ You looked around to see
which whip you wanna drive.
♪ ♪ I'll push your stick back
and shake you for a ride. ♪ – A car dealer? – You're damn right! (crowd cheering) ♪ Stand up. Scream and shout. ♪ ♪ Bless the Lord.
We in God's house. ♪ ♪ I don't care if you
live in section eight, ♪ ♪ Put some money in
that collection plate. ♪ – Are you a pastor? (crowd cheering) ♪ Before I go to work, I pray. ♪ ♪ I pray that today
don't be the day. ♪ ♪ That one of these tigers
try to bite my ass. ♪ ♪ While these gorillas
try to fight my ass. ♪ – Are you a Zookeeper? – Zookeeper! Yes! (crowd cheering) ♪ Got the key to my city.
I'm aware of a spare key. ♪ ♪ Speak on me as legendary.
Nothing less is expected. ♪ ♪ Where I'm from we ride slab. ♪ ♪ Everything about me player ♪ ♪ After president, baby,
you can call me the- ♪ – Mayor. (Crowd cheering)
– You got it. – Y'all make some noise for
Britney she did pretty well.
(crowd cheering) Red squad step up, y'all
make some noise for Brandy. (crowd cheering) Let's do this.
D-Wreck, drop the beat. (crowd cheering) ♪ I'll be in these chicks
mouth that's for real ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, they
can get this drill. ♪ ♪ I can't rap a lot
'cause they're steel ♪ ♪ I'm trying to figure out
if they could fix my grill. ♪ – Rapper? (crowd cheering) – I can't hear him!
I can't hear him! ♪ Okay, ooh, okay,
ohh okay, aye ♪ ♪ this will solve all
of your problems, ♪ ♪ but at the same time, ♪ ♪ making hard for you
to get out of 'em. ♪ ♪ Back in the day, I
used to be a biologist.
♪ ♪ Now I'm doing brain surgery. ♪ ♪ I'm your ♪ – Um, Psychologist? (crowd cheering) – She's not gon' get this. ♪ Look, she nervous,
she scared. ♪ ♪ I need to do another
procedure on your head. ♪ – You're a surgeon? – [DJ D-Wreck] Get outta there. ♪ Oh its a two drink
minimum to make you smile. ♪ ♪ I do this cause I didn't
get enough love as a child. ♪ ♪ Yo you know my
jokes are hot. ♪ ♪ Your man thinks he's one
of these, but he's not.
♪ – A rapper?
(crowd laughs) – [Teammate] What
is wrong with her? We are rapping and you
not figuring nothing out. The hell is wrong with you? (crowd cheering) – Give it up, who won? – Black Squad won that
one, make some noise. (crowd cheering) – How we gon' win this game? – Red squad wild out. ♪ Uh. Uh. I bring the
news to your door, ♪ ♪ but I ain't a
Jehovah Witness ♪ ♪ Running through
the hood getin' ♪ ♪ Chased by all these bitches. ♪ ♪ I know it is illegal, but I
went through your business. ♪ ♪ There's a letter
in there saying you
about to get evicted. ♪ – Mailman? Mailman. – Okay then! – [Nick] There we go!
(crowd cheering) ♪ Don't go to the
clinic, come to me. ♪ ♪ Give me your hand I'll
tell you all you need. ♪ ♪ I know you read that
book Karma, Sutra ♪ ♪ Bitch STD free is
not in your future.
♪ – Um, psychic? (crowd cheering) ♪ Okay? Yo, listen. ♪ ♪ All Right.
Everything is bigger. ♪ ♪ Soon as I'm done
touching you, ♪ ♪ The Kardashians is
my best customer. ♪ ♪ Wear a white coat.
I tie up a mask. ♪ ♪ You came to me when
you bought your ass. ♪ – Plastic surgeon? – Yes! ♪ Yo, yo, yo, we can get real
spiritual, not talking voodoo. ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, you
know this what I do ♪ ♪ Trying to get to side
like the true you ♪ ♪ Wrap my head because I am a- ♪ – Guru! (she screams)
(crowd cheering) – You did good, y'all make
some noise for Desiree. (crowd cheering) – Make some noise
for Brittany Lucio. (crowd cheering) – Black Squad wild out.
♪ I'm cute I'm fit
I walk so fierce. ♪ ♪ Thanks to Tara Banks
for help of my career. ♪ ♪ The cam me love. 'Cause
I'm cold as the winner, ♪ ♪ My pics on magazines,
not IG and Twitter. ♪ – A model. (crowd cheering)
– Hold on, hold on. ♪ Ms. Johnson out sick. I
heard she suspended you. ♪ ♪ Throw something else up here.
I'm calling the principal. ♪ – Substitute teacher. (crowd cheering) ♪ Now listen, you don't, wanna ♪ ♪ See my face.
♪ ♪ Cause that means your stupid
ass done caught you a case. ♪ ♪ Now I got the gravel and
this what you gon' see ♪ ♪ When I bang this
mother (beep) ♪ ♪ All my (beep) be free ♪ (crowd cheering) – Cmon! – First off, I ain't gonna
let you talk to Brittany like that because he
said I got a gravel (beep) it's called a gavel.
(crowd laughing) Gravel is some
(beep) on the ground. – It's the same thing. – DJ D-Wrek, who won that? – Man, you know the
Red Squad won that make some noise
for the Red Squad. – [Nick] Red squad! (crowd cheering) – All right Black
Squad wild out. ♪ I take your credit cards
and your social too. ♪ ♪ I'm spending all
your money on me ♪ ♪ But the bank think it's you. ♪ – A scammer. – There you go!
(crowd cheering) ♪ I'll be in your house,
but not at night. ♪ ♪ See something you like?
'Cause I lay pipe? ♪ ♪ Bathroom, tub next
to the bathroom sink. ♪ ♪ And if my crack hanging out, ♪ ♪ I hope my ass don't stink. ♪
– A plumber. (crowd cheering) ♪ Excuse me ma'am did
you order some food? ♪ ♪ From across the street? ♪ ♪ because this is the
address and the place ♪ ♪ that they told me to meets.
♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ So before I dip, can
you give me a tip? ♪ ♪ Hey, before I dip,
can you give me a sip? ♪ – Pizza man? – Yeah, there you go! (crowd cheering) – All right. ♪ I'm a athlete playing set
for set. I pray my balls. ♪ ♪ Don't hit the net.
I run this court. ♪ ♪ So forget what you heard.
When I grab my record, ♪ ♪ You know you
gonna get served. ♪ – Hockey player?
(crowd cheering) – Y'all make some noise for
Marissa, she took her time. Thank you for going so slow. (crowd cheering) Y'all make some noise for
Dejah one time Dejah Vu. Now we gotta speed this up. You look smart. – Red squad. – Let's go red squad. ♪ I swarm and I sting.
♪ ♪ If I catch you
trying to scheme, ♪ ♪ Disrespect who you want ♪ ♪ Just not my queen ♪ ♪ To the left, to the left, ♪ ♪ But I keep it live.
I'm not a groupie. ♪ ♪ I'm a member of the- ♪ – Beyhive.
(crowd cheering) – All right. ♪ Yo I'm all swole.
I'm kinda hard. ♪ ♪ I protect you.
Here's my car. ♪ ♪ I might frisk you, ♪ – He said guard! – (beep) all y'all, y'all
don't listen, my car! (teams fighting) – You said guard bro. – About to body slam
somebody up in here. (crowd laughing) – Yeah who won? – The Black Squad won that one. Make some noise for
the Black Squad.
– [Nick] it's okay. ♪ Put your money down.
Y'all I'm ready to bet. ♪ ♪ If you go against me, it's
gon' be Russian roulette. ♪ ♪ Catch me playing craps then
it's off with your head. ♪ ♪ Roll the dice I always
put my money on red. ♪ – Gambler. – You damn right! (crowd cheering) ♪ Go this way. Go that way. ♪ ♪ Stop, proceed. Drive. ♪ – Stop sign. – A stop sign?
– Stop sign? ♪ Go this way, ♪ ♪ Go that way. ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ Get this bitch. ♪ ♪ This is just my hustle on the
side. Don't drink and drive. ♪ ♪ I'll be your ride.
Pull up in all black. ♪ ♪ If not I'll rob ya,
damn you why you always ♪ ♪ Needing my
charger? Yup. Yup. ♪ ♪ I'm better than the cab. ♪ ♪ Damn can't (beep) what
the (beep) is in your bag ♪ ♪ Cause its heavy,
I drive a Chevy. ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ Man this job that I
got is lame as hell. ♪ ♪ They be cat calling me
from inside the cell. ♪ ♪ If I get a new job, I'm
a jump on the 'fare. ♪ ♪ Last night an inmate
pulled a shank out his ass.
♪ (crowd laughing) – Um, ooh, ooh, ooh! – Yes ooh, ooh! (crowd cheering) – [Nick] We better win
this that was amazing. Red Squad we up next y'all make
some noise for Bri one time. – Red Squad wild out. ♪ Okay. You ready? ♪ – Ready baby. ♪ Listen. Okay. Listen, uh. ♪ ♪ When it come to writing
scripts, girl I'm Gucci. ♪ ♪ Ugh-huh, now I could
put you in the movie. ♪ ♪ Me and you we in
scenes and stuff. ♪ ♪ I'm the one that say
action. Hell no, cut. ♪ – Director.
– Yes! – [Nick] That's how we go. ♪ I'm not gonna
take any chances. ♪ ♪ It rhymes with
rues naporter. ♪ – News reporter.
(crowd cheering) – [Nick] It's a grimy game. ♪ I can't front girl.
I like your waist. ♪ ♪ We supposed to be together.
But I'm twice your age.
♪ ♪ See the brand new
shoes I paid for that. ♪ ♪ And the brand new
jewels, I pay for that. ♪ ♪ If y'all see on the
cruise, I pay for that. ♪ ♪ But I ain't never in the
picture. You so lame for that. ♪ – Daddy, sugar daddy? (crowd cheering) – [Nick] Yo, that's
what I'm talking about. (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo, yo Cardi B-Bow-Wow. ♪ ♪ Yeah even Drake. ♪ ♪ I helped them get that cake. ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, to make
they songs tighter. ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, I
need one. I'm a- ♪ – Writer? – But what kind? ♪ Host. Boo! ♪
(crowd laughing) – Ghost writer. (crowd cheering) ♪ Yeah. Yeah. All
right look, look. ♪ ♪ Your man cheatin' ♪ ♪ I could prove it.
Here you go his phone. ♪ ♪ Look, go through it. ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ I'm talking like a
hater. If you power me. ♪ ♪ I'm not a public. I'm a- ♪ – Investigator. – Yeah. – Detective, detective. – Yeah. Yes sir. (crowd cheering) ♪ All bathrooms I
give for healing. ♪ ♪ I'm the last person
to leave the building. ♪ ♪ And I got all the keys on my
waist and I clean this place.
♪ ♪ And I sweep this place ♪ ♪ And I put the
squeegee in your face. ♪ ♪ Squeegee in your face, ♪ ♪ Squeegee in your face. ♪ (crowd cheering)
– Janitor! – Yeah!
(crowd cheering) – I think I know who won. Go
ahead and confirm it D-Wrek. – Listen the Red
Squad one that one, make some noise
for the Red Squad. (crowd cheering) ♪ I'm in the galaxy.
So I move slow. ♪ ♪ My rocket taking off
bitch. I got to go ♪ ♪ Helmet on my head,
but I ain't in SWAT. ♪ ♪ Your job a thot.
My job is a- ♪ – Astronaut. – Yeah.
(crowd cheering) ♪ Hold up, all right,
all right, all right. ♪ ♪ Ding-a-lang all
up in yo face. ♪ ♪ Now put the money
on my waist. ♪ ♪ All the girls gon' yell. ♪ ♪ I work at the Chippendale. ♪ ♪ An I love a big tipper. ♪ ♪ I'm a- ♪ – Stripper. – Yeah!
(crowd cheering) ♪ Okay, okay,
okay.
Now listen. ♪ ♪ I'm the man on this bus ♪ ♪ I'm gonna give ya some help. ♪ ♪ I be like turn right and
turn left. Now listen. ♪ ♪ Want you to listen
what I said. ♪ ♪ I be like, look they
got a big ass head. ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ I'm the man on the bus. ♪ ♪ You ain't never been
outta town before. ♪ ♪ I tell you everything
where you want to go.
♪ – She don't know. (crowd laughing) – Yo, yo you ready? – Yeah. ♪ Come and see me. ♪ ♪ If you want, have some fun. ♪ ♪ I recommend you hit
cuz I ain't even 21. ♪ – Like a black jack? – Yeah yeah there we go!
(crowd cheering) – Y'all make some
noise for a long time. Gon' show y'all how its done. Y'all make some noise for Jade, one time for the Old School. We got this. – Don't talk to her,
don't talk to her. You got this. – I got this, we got this. – Old School wild out. (crowd cheering) ♪ Okay, okay, okay, okay, ♪ ♪ Bring me all your whips. ♪ ♪ So I can soak
it in the suds. ♪ ♪ I clean up all the dirt
and I get off in the mud. ♪ ♪ from the trunk to the
door until the windshield. ♪ ♪ I can't forget
about your wheels. ♪ – Car wash. – [Nick] Here we go. Let's
go Old School. Lets go. Let's go, let's go. ♪ Okay. I'm like
look 'lil mama.
♪ ♪ Your looks is
off the richter. ♪ ♪ I guess I have to snap just
for you to get the picture. ♪ ♪ Don't worry about the
quality I got the best light. ♪ ♪ Suck it in. Poke it out. ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get
your angles right ♪ – A photographer. – Let's go old school.
Lets go old school. (crowd cheering) ♪ I'm not good at this game.
I'm the first to admit it ♪ ♪ All I do is sit back and
make the worst decisions ♪ ♪ After appointing everybody. ♪ ♪ And I'm still not tired. ♪ ♪ Everybody want to know
why I'm still not fired. ♪ ♪ And so, I got a hotel
named after me, Trump. ♪ – Obama?
(crowd screaming) ♪ I'm kinda like an undertaker.
You know, I get it in. ♪ ♪ All I need is a shovel
and a bitch named M&M.
♪ – A shovel? A shovel? ♪ 'Cause I leave 'em all dead, ♪ ♪ They don't know what do ♪ ♪ I kinda in a funeral ♪ ♪ And then I come through. ♪ – Funeral. – I just said funeral. What do they have? (crowd laughing) – A grave digger. – Damn it.
(crowd laughing) She just nervous, y'all make
some noise for Jade one time. DJ D-wreck, who won? – New school won that one, make some noise
for the New School. New School wild out. ♪ Okay, look, picture this. ♪ ♪ You at the house chilling. ♪ ♪ Now here, come a villain. ♪ ♪ And you like oh,
don't push me.
♪ ♪ And I step in like ma'am
I'll save that (beep) ♪ – A police officer? – A police officer? ♪ Talking Flow Job. Well,
I ain't got no job ♪ ♪ Jock that's a nice chain. ♪ ♪ You the first (bleep)
I'm going rob. ♪ ♪ Now I'm playin' (bleep). ♪ ♪ Now I might, if I
really was good at this, ♪ ♪ I'd steal some height. ♪ ♪ Steal some height.
I'm short, I need it. ♪ ♪ I'm gonna steal it. ♪ ♪ Imma steal it, imma take it. ♪ – A robber?
– Exactly. ♪ Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. ♪ ♪ I'm standing on stage
behind Mariah and JLo.
♪ ♪ I helped them out with
their high and low notes. ♪ ♪ And if you still do not know ♪ ♪ My best lyric to date
has been do-do-do-ooh. ♪ – Backup singer. – Yeah.
(crowd cheering) ♪ In your mirror I
can whip it up. ♪ ♪ On face I can pick it up ♪ ♪ And I can circle
like thot, ayy. ♪ ♪ But you gotta
catch this robot. ♪ – A choregrapher.
(crowd cheering) – Y'all make some
noise for Amber. Y'all make some noise
for Taylor. One time. Give it up for her.
(crowd cheering) I think we got this. We gonna speed it up. – Old School wild out. – [Nick] Clap your hands. (crowd clapping) ♪ You want your license?
You need me in it. ♪ ♪ If you take me for a ride,
you better do the speed limit, ♪ ♪ But watch out for the cops
cuz they hate the worst ♪ ♪ And make sure you strap up.
You know, safeties first. ♪ ♪ I'm a thinker. ♪ ♪ You make a right. You
better use your blinker.
♪ ♪ Okay, okay, okay. ♪ ♪ My job don't take
no thanking, yo. ♪ ♪ I have you like
numb-hum nuranga, yo. ♪ ♪ Breathe in, breathe
out, breathe in. ♪ – Yoga instructor.
(crowd cheers) ♪ Your face look dumb.
Your hair look fuzzy. ♪ ♪ Your makeup uneven
and your outfit ugly. ♪ ♪ Talking down to you
make me feel greater. ♪ ♪ I don't need to get a job
cause I'm a full-time- ♪ – Hater. – Exactly.
(crowd cheers) – We ain't got that much time. ♪ Okay. Okay. ♪ ♪ It rhymes with hog brainer. ♪ – It rhymes with hog
brainer. Hog brainer. Dog trainer!
(crowd laughs) (crowd cheers) – We tried to keep it together. DJ D-Wreck, who won? – You know the New School
won that one right.
(crowd cheers).